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Time for Mom to Learn Computer Skills

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Time for Mom to Learn Computer Skills

1.   You offer to sew new curtains for Windows 2007.

2.   You rush both your children to the doctor when they tell you the computer has a virus.

3.   You put on lipstick and earrings and a puff of extra hair spray before visiting Facebook.

 

4.   You asked the Best Buy salesman if you could have fries and a drink with your new Mac.

5.   You scold your son for calling his friend a Yahoo.

6.   You ask your neighbor if there really is a farmer in the Dell.

7.   Your teenager stops you just in time from putting their Blackberry in a flaky pie crust and baking it on 350.

8.   You continually correct your children's bad grammar for saying IPOD -- "You should say MEPOD instead -- and by the way, quit talking and finish your peas!"

9.   You told your daughter to stop complaining about her hard drive -- when you were her age you had to walk three miles to school (and uphill in both directions).

10. You produce a can of Raid and search for a webmaster in the house -- they could be poisonous after all.

 

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Cheryl Moeller

So who is so funny that she is causing laughter in audiences everywhere?


Cheryl Moeller cranks up the spin cycle on her washing machine and life to help parents cope with too much laundry, raising preschoolers (on 12 hours of sleep per year), surviving teenagers, pleasing relatives, understanding spouses, and the 1,000 other challenges. She uses her over-the-counter humor to make parents laugh until it feels better.

Cheryl is a sister, a wife, a mother, a daughter, a niece, an aunt, a granddaughter, a friend, a volunteer... well you get the idea. Let.s just say she.s a lot like you and has decided the best way for us all to cope is to laugh (don't try to inhale at the same time, it only makes matters worse).

Cheryl is a wiife to Robert for 28 years. Mother to Duke, Missy, Pooka, Skippy, Megs and Kenzie. One dog - Katie. One fish - Skyler. Two gerbils - Hannah and Lily. Cheryl cranks up the spin cycle on her dryer and life to help parents cope with too much laundry, raising preschoolers (on 12 hours of sleep per year), surviving teenagers, pleasing relatives, understanding spouses, and the thousand other challenges. Read more of Cheryl's humor atwww.momlaughs.blogspot.com

Her book Homeschool Your Preschooler on $1 a Day is packed with simple, creative suggestions for engaging young children in a host of areas.

In this interview Cheryl discusses the opportunities that parents have to kindle curiousity and love for learning during the preschool years. Drawing on her experiences of homeschooling, she offers suggestions for age-appropriate engagement with young children.

You can download the audio (right click, save as), subscribe in iTunes, or listen here.

http://blog.tumblon.com/?p=351


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