By Cherly Moeller - Family Funny StuffSermon Titles that Almost Made It to the Pulpit
While your pastor, minister, or priest has no doubt served up some fascinating and enriching sermons through the years.
We were able to locate in his files several sermon titles that almost made it to the pulpit, but for reasons I think you will see, got scrapped at the last moment.
For example:
Adam and Eve's First Known Mailing Address – Two Ate One Apple
Why Adam and Eve's Neighbors Complained about the Noise – The Couple that Raised Cain
Adam and Eve's First Big Fight – Why Eve Threw His Best Suit in the Salad
Were Adam and Eve Born with Belly Buttons? A Report from the Naval Academy
Was Methuseleh Eligible for Medicare -- What to do when your Birthday Cake is a Fire Hazard
Noah and Thousands of Animals on Board -- What to do when you find yourself in deep, do-do.
Daniel's True Story Adventure -- He Ain't Lion about This One
Was Jonah Swallowed by a Whale? Da Bait Goes On and On
How Solomon Dealt with his Jealous Wife -- Don't you Know you're One in a Thousand, Baby?
Meet the Old Testament Prophet Named after a Dead Bee: A Year Long Study in the Book of No-Hum
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