‘Twas Halloween Night a Halloween Poem from Families Online Magazine
Funny Halloween Jokes — Halloween Poems
Silly Halloween Poem
‘TWAS HALLOWEEN NIGHT
‘Twas Halloween night as I leaped from my bed,
Of spooky old movies and Halloween parties,
When you see spooky places, just take my advice,
Or gather your family, carve a pumpkin and think
Now put on that costume and dress yourself up.
So now you can think, as you turn out that light
Q. What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
Q. What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?
Q. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Q. What happened to the guy who couldn’t keep
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with
Q. What do Skeletons say before eating?
Q. Why did the Vampire get fired from the Blood Bank?
Q. Why do ghosts have so much trouble dating?
Q. Why aren’t there any famous skeletons?
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