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 It's hard to admit, but like it or not, your baby could be running your life. She cries, you pick her up. She's hungry, you feed her. She fills her diaper, you change it. She wants to play, you play. She needs a nap, you drive around the block twelve times until she falls asleep. She wakes up in the middle of the night, you're up too. The ancient rabbis of the Talmud described it pretty well. The first stage of life, they said, "commences in the first year of human existence, when the infant lies like a king on a soft couch, with numerous attendants about him, all ready to serve him, and eager to testify their love and attachment by kisses and embraces." It's all happening on your baby's schedule, not yours.
Being out of control is hard for anyone, but it's especially discombobulating for people who feel the need to be in control all the time. Before my oldest daughter was born, I was incredibly anal about time; I always showed up wherever I was supposed to be exactly when I was supposed to, and I demanded the same from others. But, as you now know, going on a simple trip to the store with baby in tow takes as much planning as an expedition to Mt. Everest. And getting anywhere on time is just about impossible.
You may be a great salesman or negotiator or a cult leader but your ability to turn adults to your way of thinking won't work with a baby. Babies are, almost by definition, irrational and not at all interested in your timetables. In no time at all your baby will figure out what you're most rigid and impatient about and she'll begin pushing your buttons. That leisurely walk in the park you planned might have to be cut short when the baby panics and won't stop crying after a friendly dog licks her face. Or you might end up having to stay a few extra hours at a friend's house so as not to wake the baby if she's sleeping or, if she's awake, not to upset her nap schedule by having her fall asleep in the car on the way home. And just when you think you've figured out her routines and the sure-fire tricks to comfort her or get her to sleep, she revamps everything.
So you've got a very Zen-like choice to make: you can either learn to accept change and bend or you can break. It took a while, but I eventually learned that trying to be a father and Mr. Prompt at the same time just wasn't going to work. Most of the new parents I've interviewed over the years have said basically the same thing: Since becoming parents, they'd learned to be a lot more flexible and tolerant-not only of themselves and their limitations, but of other people's as well.
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About the Author
Armin Brott is the country's leading expert on fathers and families. His six best-selling books have helped millions of men around the world become the fathers they want to be and that their family needs them to be. His titles include, "The Expectant Father" and "The New Father: A Dad's Guide to the First Year." He has written on parenting and fatherhood for the New York Times Magazine, The Washington Post, Newsweek and dozens of other periodicals. He also hosts "Positive Parenting", a nationally distributed weekly talk show, and "DaddyCast", a daily podcast for and by dads.
The New Father: A Dad's Guide to the First Year  Father for Life
The Expectant Father: Facts, Tips, and Advice for Dads-to-Be A Dad's Guide to the Toddler Years Throwaway Dads The Single Father: A Dad's Guide to Parenting without a Partner/> He has written on parenting and fatherhood for the New York Times Magazine, The Washington Post, Newsweek and dozens of other periodicals. He also hosts "Positive Parenting", a nationally distributed, weekly talk show, and lives with his family in Oakland, California. Visit Armin at www.MrDad.com. |
