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10 Things that a Dog Teaches a Parent, Just Because
By Cheryl Moeller
More at www.momlaughs.blogspot.com


1. Just Because...you take a nap, doesn't make you worthless.

2. Just Because...the newspaper is in your neighbor's driveway doesn't mean you can't read the headlines.

3. Just Because...you are grown up, doesn't mean you still don't like squeaky toys.

4. Just Because...you bark, doesn't mean people will listen.

5. Just Because...there's nothing in the refrigerator, doesn't mean there isn't anything to eat.

6. Just Because...there is a guest at your house, you have to like the guest.

7. Just Because...it's messy and drooling, doesn't make it a real kiss.

8. Just Because...you are inside doesn't mean you wish you weren't outside, and vice versa.

9. Just Because...you find something in the back yard, doesn't mean you have to eat it.

10. Just Because...you look at someone long enough with sad eyes, doesn't mean you will always get what you want (but it's worth a try).

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I loved point #9! Harriet, our family dog, is constantly eating dirt and God knows what in the backyard. It drives my mom crazy.
#1 - Amandah - 12/31/2011 - 11:40
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Cheryl Moeller is the mother of six, a blogger, an author, comedian, and a frequent conference speaker.

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