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Cheryl is a wiife to Robert for 28 years. Mother to Duke, Missy, Pooka, Skippy, Megs and Kenzie. One dog - Katie. One fish - Skyler. Two gerbils - Hannah and Lily. Cheryl cranks up the spin cycle on her dryer and life to help parents cope with too much laundry, raising preschoolers (on 12 hours of sleep per year), surviving teenagers, pleasing relatives, understanding spouses, and the thousand other challenges. Read more of Cheryl's humor at www.momlaughs.blogspot.com

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Top 10 Ways For A Parent To Fight High Gas Prices

1) Only drive your kids to destinations that are downhill from you.

2) Tell your boss you can’t come in to work in honor of Stephanie Tanner's birthday (hope he doesn’t watch Full House).

3) See if your automobile will run on syrup.

4) As a science project, have your kids siphon your neighbor’s gasoline.

5) Throw a family block party at your house; but instead of a side dish have guests bring a barrel of crude oil. ( Call it an OPEQ themed party.)

6) Car pool with neighbors and friends, but whenever it’s your turn to drive tell them to take the bus because you're going green.

7) Use the squeege for the car windows at the gas station to wash your whole automobile.

8) Make your kids quit all sports except cross country.

9) Check into the legal restrictions of taking riding lawnmowers on to U.S. highways.

10) Have your vacation at home. (Tell your kids you're pretty sure that your garage is just like Universal Studios.)

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