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VALENTINE RIDDLES
Q. What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
A. You're purrr-fect for me!
Q. What did
the boy elephant say to the girl elephant on Valentine's Day?
A. I love you a ton!
Q. What did the boy bat say to the girl bat on Valentine's Day?
A. You're fun to hang around with!
Q. What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle on Valentine's Day?
A. You mean a great dill to me!
Q. What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
A. I'm nuts about you!
Q. What did the boy rabbit say to the girl rabbit on Valentine's Day?
A. Somebunny likes you!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy a little kiss?
Q. What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?
A. Let me call you Tweet heart!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Atlas.
Atlas who?
Atlas Valentine's Day is here!
Q. What did the boy light bulb say to the girl light bulb on Valentine's Day?
A. I wuv you watts and watts!
Q. What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?
A. Cauliflowers!
Q. What did the girl bee say to the boy bee on Valentine's Day?
A. I love beeing with you, Honey!
Q. What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine's Day?
A. Owl be yours!
Q. What did the boy drum say to the girl drum on Valentine's Day?
A. My heart beats for you!
Q. What did the boy bee say to the girl bee on Valentine's Day?
A. You are bee-utiful! Will you bee mine?
Happy Valentine's Day to All! Valentine Crafts, recipes and ideas for you from Families Online magazine. We hope you have truly lovely Valentine's Day!
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