As a Mom I’d Like to Know…
By Cherly Moeller – Family Funny Stuff
What my kids say to people on the other end when they get to the phone and answer (and hang up) before I do?
Why my kids put 81 bottles of red food coloring in the pancakes that they made for my Valentine’s Day Breakfast in Bed?
What was my sister thinking when she made a full-size macrama refrigerator for my birthday gift?
What was my neighbor thinking when he attached the baby stroller with a rope to his bicycle?
What was my husband thinking when he planted 1,700 watermelon seeds in our 4 inch x 4 inch garden plot?
Why the mayor won’t let me have goats in my city yard so I don’t have to mow the lawn?
Where are the tiny little green army men who are willing to scrub my dirty bathroom while I sleep?
Why the number of Bazooka Jo Bubblegum wrappers is over 1,000,000 just to get a free whistle?
Why the most wanted Christmas toy is always in big supply in a city 12,000 miles from me?
Why my kids put purple koolaid in the plant hanging in the living room over the beige couch?
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Cheryl Moeller cranks up the spin cycle on her washing machine and life to help parents cope with too much laundry, raising preschoolers (on 12 hours of sleep per year), surviving teenagers, pleasing relatives, understanding spouses, and the 1,000 other challenges. She uses her over-the-counter humor to make parents laugh until it feels better.
Cheryl is a sister, a wife, a mother, a daughter, a niece, an aunt, a granddaughter, a friend, a volunteer... well you get the idea. Let.s just say she.s a lot like you and has decided the best way for us all to cope is to laugh (don't try to inhale at the same time, it only makes matters worse).
Cheryl is a wiife to Robert for 28 years. Mother to Duke, Missy, Pooka, Skippy, Megs and Kenzie. One dog - Katie. One fish - Skyler. Two gerbils - Hannah and Lily. Cheryl cranks up the spin cycle on her dryer and life to help parents cope with too much laundry, raising preschoolers (on 12 hours of sleep per year), surviving teenagers, pleasing relatives, understanding spouses, and the thousand other challenges. Read more of Cheryl's humor at www.momlaughs.blogspot.com
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