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Top Ten  Vacation Attractions to Avoid

1. Any roadside diner advertising, Home Cooking and Free Oil Change.

2. Any medieval jousting match asking for your blood type and name of next of kin.

3. Any mule trip into the Grand Canyon selling only one-way tickets.

4. Any tour of a nuclear power plant promising, You’ll be the first on your block to glow in the dark.

5. Any Wild West rodeo cautioning, Patrons must not feed the bulls that charge into the bleachers.

6. Any 3D Imax theater showing, The Fantastic Gall Bladder.

7. Any water amusement park promising, Raging Rivers and E-Coli Fun for Everyone!

8. Any helicopter ride requiring proof of a Last Will and Testament.

9. Any bungee-jump offering, Full Money Back Guarantee If We Forget to Tie the Cord.

10. Any `All You Can Eat” Buffett boasting, We Never Serve the Same Customer Twice!

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Cheryl Moeller


So who is so funny that she is causing laughter in audiences everywhere?

Cheryl Moeller cranks up the spin cycle on her washing machine and life to help parents cope with too much laundry, raising preschoolers (on 12 hours of sleep per year), surviving teenagers, pleasing relatives, understanding spouses, and the 1,000 other challenges. She uses her over-the-counter humor to make parents laugh until it feels better.

Cheryl is a sister, a wife, a mother, a daughter, a niece, an aunt, a granddaughter, a friend, a volunteer... well you get the idea. Let.s just say she.s a lot like you and has decided the best way for us all to cope is to laugh (don't try to inhale at the same time, it only makes matters worse).

Cheryl is a wiife to Robert for 28 years. Mother to Duke, Missy, Pooka, Skippy, Megs and Kenzie. One dog - Katie. One fish - Skyler. Two gerbils - Hannah and Lily. Cheryl cranks up the spin cycle on her dryer and life to help parents cope with too much laundry, raising preschoolers (on 12 hours of sleep per year), surviving teenagers, pleasing relatives, understanding spouses, and the thousand other challenges. Read more of Cheryl's humor at www.momlaughs.blogspot.com
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