You’ll Love this Spooky Halloween Poem.
Funny Halloween Jokes — Halloween Poems
Silly Halloween Poem
‘TWAS HALLOWEEN NIGHT
‘Twas Halloween night as I leaped from my bed, With thoughts of amusement going through my head.
Turned off my computer and thought as I may Of vampires of old and vampires of today.
Of spooky old movies and Halloween parties, Of course trick or treating (hope they don’t hand out Smarties).
And witches and ghosts and gravediggers, I fear, So that old haunted house, I will never go near.
When you see spooky places, just take my advice, And don’t go in rooms filled with ghosts, bats, and mice.
So don’t risk your life going looking for spooks, Just go to a party with some good friendly kooks.
Or gather your family, carve a pumpkin and think What to have your kids do, and go pick up a drink.
Tell a joke to your friends, but be careful, you’ll see That a couple wrong moves might mean eternity.
Now put on that costume and dress yourself up. You can be Ninja Nun or that RCA Pup.
But be very careful or else you might see
So now you can think, as you turn out that light That there’s no such thing and that you are all right.
Look under your bed, though, and then you might see…
Nothing! We aren’t afraid of ghosts now, are we?
Q. What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
Q. What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?
Q. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Q. What happened to the guy who couldn’t keep up payments to his exorcist?
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Q. What do Skeletons say before eating?
Q. Why did the Vampire get fired from the Blood Bank?
Q. Why do ghosts have so much trouble dating?
Q. Why aren’t there any famous skeletons?
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