Knock Knock Jokes – Riddles -Kid Fun Jokes

 

kids laughingKnock-knock.

“Who’s there?”

Ella.”

“Ella who?”

“Ella Vator,

Don’t that lift you?”

Knock-knock.

“Who’s there?”

“Red.”

“Red who?”

“Red Pepper,

Don’t that burn you up?”

 

Knock-knock.

“Who’s there?”

“Thunder.”

“Thunder who?”

“Thunder the bed.”

 

Knock-knock.

“Who’s there?”

“Adolf.”

“Adolf who?”

“Adolf ball hit me in d’ mouf

and dat why I talk like dis.

 

RIDDLES – KID FUN

WHAT IS
BLACK AND WHITE
AND RED ALL OVER?
 

WHAT IS
A ZOOKIE?
?

 

PATCH IT UP
PATCH IT AROUND
STILL, IT HAS A HOLE
IN THE MIDDLE.
GUESS THIS RIDDLE
AND YOU’RE FIT
AS A FIDDLE.?

 

WHAT HAS
SIX WHEELS AND FLIES?

 

WHAT IS YELLOW
WEIGHS 500 POUNDS
AND SINGS?

HOW DO YOU KEEP A FISH
FROM SMELLING?

 

HOW DO YOU KEEP A BULL
FROM CHARGING?

 

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