Humor: Summer Camp Stats
By Cherly Moeller – Family Funny Stuff
8: Kids in one cabin and one counselor.
2: Percent chance that the camp nurse will have my immunizations record that I emailed her (always bring another copy).
200: Letters I mailed to camp.
1: Postcard I received from camp, one week after camp was over.
221: Emails she has received from camp friends.
20: Snacks she packed in her suitcase, just in case.
2: Stuffed animals that were stuffed into the suitcase pockets
2000: Cookie crumbs I found on the bottom of her suitcase upon her return home.
1000: Times a day that I thought about MacKenzie.
12: Java chip ice cream cones eaten in one week (by MacKenzie and her bunkmate).
1: room I painted while she was at camp (her room).
18: Times a day I was hoping she was having fun and staying safe.
1: Great camp counselor who got an extremely large thank you gift.
8: Cabin mates who signed MacKenzie’s camp tshirt on the last day.
3: Cats she wanted to adopt and take home from the camp barn.
3: Packages I just found that I forgot to mail to her.
15: Socks left at camp.
31: Pairs of shorts left at camp.
10000: Smiles in the car on the way home from camp.
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Cheryl Moeller cranks up the spin cycle on her washing machine and life to help parents cope with too much laundry, raising preschoolers (on 12 hours of sleep per year), surviving teenagers, pleasing relatives, understanding spouses, and the 1,000 other challenges. She uses her over-the-counter humor to make parents laugh until it feels better.
Cheryl is a sister, a wife, a mother, a daughter, a niece, an aunt, a granddaughter, a friend, a volunteer... well you get the idea. Let.s just say she.s a lot like you and has decided the best way for us all to cope is to laugh (don't try to inhale at the same time, it only makes matters worse).
Cheryl is a wiife to Robert for 28 years. Mother to Duke, Missy, Pooka, Skippy, Megs and Kenzie. One dog - Katie. One fish - Skyler. Two gerbils - Hannah and Lily. Cheryl cranks up the spin cycle on her dryer and life to help parents cope with too much laundry, raising preschoolers (on 12 hours of sleep per year), surviving teenagers, pleasing relatives, understanding spouses, and the thousand other challenges. Read more of Cheryl's humor at www.momlaughs.blogspot.com
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